epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

epic4chan:

They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’ 

(via fleefa)

jeffstokely:

Solid advice for any writer, found on a middle school bulletin board.
Via Vladimir Verano

jeffstokely:

Solid advice for any writer, found on a middle school bulletin board.

Via Vladimir Verano

(via jumpingjacktrash)

man-bro-bukkake-theater:

ivanoooze:

coagulates:

right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.

they actually have their bibles open

o…….k….

IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS 

I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN

JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS

(via youareahomosexual)

welcumtobonercity:

twingeneticist:

Hey hey

uu

I dont like your girlfriend.

HEY HEY

DIRK DIRK

I ALREADY KILLED HER

(via dumbpointyanimeshades)

semen-inferno:

commanderinqueef:

nintendoggystyle:

a blogger walks into a bar

theres free wi-fi

he stays

forever

(via toocooltobehipster)

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

(Source: elpoderdelocio, via lets-be-phoreal)

Tags: me

(Source: loki-pokey, via lindzar)

aliciasimmons:

fat-frank:

ieroplaceable:

help

how do you get a famous blog to follow you

give them a blowjob

swallow 4 follow

(via brostridersdick)

Tags: me

(Source: odios, via davidstrider)

Tags: me

ryu-gemini:

periwinklecrayons:

squidmama:

dreamingofdave:

starrypier:

goosewhisperer:

the night i forgot to stop cosplaying Dave Strider and woke up lookin this swag

SPITS COFFEE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE ATTRACTIVE HUMAN BEINGS

GOD DAMNDN WOW OMG????/? HOWT A WHAT BABAHABHIAT

fUVCk wOWWW BABE ALERT

CHRITS THS IS A GOOD FANDOM

oh

ryu-gemini:

periwinklecrayons:

squidmama:

dreamingofdave:

starrypier:

goosewhisperer:

the night i forgot to stop cosplaying Dave Strider and woke up lookin this swag

SPITS COFFEE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE ATTRACTIVE HUMAN BEINGS

GOD DAMNDN WOW OMG????/? HOWT A WHAT BABAHABHIAT

fUVCk wOWWW BABE ALERT

CHRITS THS IS A GOOD FANDOM

oh

loki-theking:

I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.

I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.

(via youareahomosexual)

Tags: me

using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now

(Source: hans--moleman, via shewasahurric4ne)

Tags: me