Solid advice for any writer, found on a middle school bulletin board.
Via Vladimir Verano
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right now at this very moment i am in the lobby of my dorm witnessing two people fighting and using bible verses to back up their side.
they actually have their bibles open
o…….k….
IT’S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-DISCUSS OUR BELIEFS
I ACTIVATE MY SPELL CARD, MONSTER REBORN
JESUS WILL BE REVIVED IN THREE TURNS
(via youareahomosexual)
Hey hey
uu
I dont like your girlfriend.
HEY HEY
DIRK DIRK
I ALREADY KILLED HER
(via dumbpointyanimeshades)
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a blogger walks into a bar
theres free wi-fi
he stays
forever
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i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird
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help
how do you get a famous blog to follow you
give them a blowjob
swallow 4 follow
(via brostridersdick)
the night i forgot to stop cosplaying Dave Strider and woke up lookin this swag
SPITS COFFEE EVERYWHERE BECAUSE ATTRACTIVE HUMAN BEINGS
GOD DAMNDN WOW OMG????/? HOWT A WHAT BABAHABHIAT
fUVCk wOWWW BABE ALERT
CHRITS THS IS A GOOD FANDOM
oh
I don’t avoid eye contact because I’m shy.
I just want to avoid a Pokemon battle.
(via youareahomosexual)
using the term ‘yolo’ sarcastically so often that you’re really not sure if you’re joking or not now
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